Jimoh Ibrahim (Billionaire) versus Mimiko (Ondo State Governor)

Governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, and billionaire politician, Mr. Jimoh Ibrahim, at the Akure Airport on Wednesday appeared to have left sour grapes in the mouths of the two political gladiators.

The chance meeting of Mimiko and Ibrahim at the airport almost degenerated to a physical confrontation as an attempt to exchange pleasantries between the two was said to have resulted in some altercations.

Man who allegedly murdered his in-law pleads forgiveness

ABOUT three weeks ago, a mammoth crowd besieged Ago Police Division in Lagos, to have a glimpse of a man who allegedly killed his brother-in-law and tucked his remains inside a plastic container. The incident which occurred Friday, March 5, threw the entire area into panic when the alleged assailant turned out to be a popular boutique owner on Okota road.

Mikel has lost creative spark -Siasia

Mikel Obi

Nigeria’s Head Coach, Samson Siasia, has expressed concern that Chelsea’s midfielder, John Mikel Obi, has lost the creativity that catapulted him to the world stage six years ago in Holland during the FIFA Under-20 World Championships.

The 43-year-old Nigerian coach told SuperSport.com that the FC Lyn-Oslo’s former midfielder is no longer the same player he handled at the 2005 edition of the FIFA Under-20 World Championships when the Nigerian Under-20s finished in second place behind their Argentine counterparts.

‘My uncle impregnated me, gave me staphylococcus’

The story of Kikelomo, 32, (surname withheld) is very pathetic and depicts the agonies of orphans and the predicaments faced by couples who are in desperate need of a child. 

On Friday in Abuja, Kikelomo painted a sad picture of how she was forced to have sex with her aunty’s husband and became pregnant in the process. That was not all: she contracted staphylococcus as a result of continuous sexual harassment from a man she called “daddy.” 

Drama: VP candidate cannot speak English Language

Nigerians, who thronged Transcorp Hilton Hotel, venue of presidential debate organised by Nigeria Election Debate Group, yesterday were stunned as one of the vice- presidential candidates did not express himself  in English Language.
Moderator of the programme, Eugenia Abu, had disclosed that the vice presidential candidate of United  National Party for Development (UNDP), Alhaji Galadima samari, would need the assistance of an intepreter to translate his message to English.

Grandpa in NDLEA net over drug ingestion

A 64-year-old grandfather is now cooling his heels at the office of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), who detected 1.580kg of heroine lodged in his stomach for onward “export” to Miami, United States of America. The suspect, one Onwuka Ichi Ukegbu, was to board a Lufthansa flight, but was apprehended last Sunday at the screening centre of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA), Lagos.

MANAGING TIME

“To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven” (Eccl. 3:1), One subject that is difficult to define is time. Although it can be measured in seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years and so on, yet, it will require a divine revelation to define it appropriately. Simply put, time is a segment of eternity.

US priests in sex abuse pay-out

An order of US Catholic priests has agreed to pay $166.1m (£103.3m) to hundreds of Native Americans sexually abused by priests at its schools.

The former students at Jesuit schools in five states of the north-western US said they were abused from the 1940s through the 1990s.

Daughter Catches Dad Raping 10-Yr Old Girl

A shocked daughter, Oluwatoyin Coker expressed her anger when she caught her dad, Adekunle Anthony Coker, raping her friend's 10-year old girl at their house at 46, Christ The King Street, Egan, Lagos State Southwest Nigeria. And she immediately handed him over to police for prosecution.

The man claimed that he was pressed when the girl showed him her breasts but the victim said that he has been doing it and after the act he will give her =N=20.

Beware: Sex Can Kill You, Study Shows

Sudden bursts of moderate to intense physical activity, such as jogging or having sex, significantly increase the risk of having heart attack, especially in people who do not get regular exercise, a health study has shown.

This report may become the solution to the puzzle caused by several reports in the past of men or women dying while having sex.

Election violence in Nigeria

Vehicles burnt during the clash between supporters of the Action Congress of Nigeria and the Peoples Democratic Party in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State on Tuesday.

Patience Jonathan's Aircraft develops fault in Sokoto

THERE was a drama in Sokoto, on Wednesday, when a presidential jet, with number N5-FGU, which conveyed the First Lady, Mrs Patience Jonathan, to Sokoto failed to start for more than two hours while on her way back to Abuja.

ONE POLICEMAN, ONE GUN, ONE SUPER EAGLE PLAYER

Against Nigeria v Ethiopia 2012 nation's cup qualifier on Sunday, foreing base super eagle players in camp are enjoying 'super' treatment as each player has a policeman with a gun attached to him. In a country where the ratio of policeman to a citizen is like 1 : 1000, this sounds ridiculos.

The govt. should try and improve the security situation in the country rather than protecting only the foreing base players. If the country has a good security network, she does not have to deploy all her resources to protecting only few individuals. This is a minus for this govt.

Readers, what do you think?

BREAKING NEWS : MILITARY PLANE CRASHES IN KANO

A military plane today crashes in Kano. Airspace shut to commercial  air traffic. Details to come later.

U.S. military jet crashes in Libya

LONDON – A U.S. military jet crashed in Libya after an equipment malfunction but its two crewmembers ejected and are safe, the U.S. military said Tuesday.
Vince Crawley, a spokesman for the Africa Command, says both sustained minor injuries and were separated because they used parachutes to eject from the F-15E Strike Eagle jet at high altitudes, ending up in different areas.

WHY DO WOMEN NAG?

I was watching one T.V. programme one day with the above topic being discussed. It was a phone-in programme. Various reasons were mentioned by callers as responsible for women nagging.

Some of the reasons include :

How low can low waist get?

Is something wrong with our women today? Is it that they enjoy exposing what was originally meant to be covered? I am talking about the ‘low waist palaver’ or better still let me talk like a tush fashionista low rise pants.
The other day, l saw a lady at the mall, who forgot the way her body was built and decided to wear this low rise pant. When she bent down to pick something behold like Pierce Brosnan did say in his James Bond series “Die another day” MAGNIFICENT VIEW! Is it a nudity competition amongst our women both the young, middle age and the old, married and single likewise? Or are our female fashion editors not doing enough to educate our women on how to dress to suit our body structure.

MASQUERADES STRIP WOMEN IN ENUGU

Odo masquerades on Friday stripped two women in Aku community, Igbo-Etiti Council Area of Enugu State, for allegedly wearing trousers.

The incident occurred in broad daylight. SATURDAY PUNCH gathered that the latest masquerade scourge is worse in Ugwunani village in Aku community, where a dreaded Ocho-oku diety linked to the Odo masquerades has been making life unbearable for residents, especially women.

CONFUSION AS FIRE GUTS LAGOS AIRPORT

There was stampede at the international wing of the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Ikeja, Lagos, on Friday, due to a fire which engulfed the fourth and fifth floors of the building.

It was gathered that a member of staff of the Nigerian Airspace Management Agency (NAMA) noticed smoke coming from the terminal and notified the authorities.  

CBN ORDERS BANKS TO REFUND =N=2BN TO CUSTOMERS OVER CHEATING

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has disclosed that it has ordered financial institutions to refund amount totalling N2billion to customers who had been cheated in one transaction or the other.
The governor of the CBN, Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, disclosed this on Thursday in Abuja on the occasion of the 2011 World Consumer Rights Day.

UNDER 50 WILL TAKE OVER FROM JONATHAN - BANKOLE

The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Dimeji Bankole, has predicted that the next President after Goodluck Jonathan will not be up to 50 years.

He said giving the numerical strength of youths in the country, it would be difficult for anyone to defeat them in future elections.
 

STARVE YOUR HUSBANDS OF SEX

Author: pmnews Date: Mar 16th, 2011. | Category: Metro, News, Politics. | Follow comments: RSS 2.0. | You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed. |

Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola’s running mate in the forthcoming April polls, Mrs. Adejoke Orelope Adefulire, has urged women members of Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN, to deny their husbands who are members of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, sex except they pitch their tent with the ACN.

Orelope, who is also the state Commissioner for Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation, WAPA, said this jokingly while addressing the crowd at the ACN campaign rally held at Iberekodo Primary School, Ibeju-Lekki area of the state yesterday.
Her words: “Tell your PDP husbands at home that there is no sex for them henceforth except they switch allegiance to the ACN.
“Beg them, pacify and urge them to come to the ACN. Then they will know that it is the only party that has the interest of the people at heart; the only party that can guarantee them the dividends of democracy and better the future of their children

WILL YOU PASS THIS TEST?

THE MAIL BELOW HAS BEEN CIRCULATING THE INTERNET OVER A PERIOD OF TIME.



THE WEDDING TEST

 I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
 dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

 There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister.

 My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

HUSBANDS FOR SALE

THE MESSAGE BELOW HAS BEEN CIRCULATING THE INTERNET OVER A PERIOD OF TIME 

HUSBANDS FOR SALE!!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.....you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
She goes to the second floor.

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
She goes to the third floor.

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still,

she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor No.5,365,009 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that ‘women are impossible to please’…Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
What do you think?

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